Mike: You know, are you gonna hook up with a Mexican girl?
Brian: Quit trying to hook me up with them, dude.
Mike: Dude, it’d be great if you did, but…
Brian: I get it, man.
Mike: Well, shit. Sweet brown sugar… You should marry one of my cousins.
Brian: If they’re anything like you I wouldn’t be able to stand a fucking hour with them. Waking up in the morning, they’d be like: ‘Hey, can I tell you a story?’
omg want to cuddle with you bad!!!!my favorite pillow is you
omg your so sweet… I love when you lay on me
the garlic bread one
I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.
But the little ghost looks so much happier after!
cant stop laughitng